Added by Doc Vega on April 18, 2019 at 12:30am — No Comments
Michele Bachmann Says We’ll Never See a More Godly Biblical President: Former Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.) said in a recent interview with a conservative Christian radio program that she has “never seen a more Godly, biblical president” than Donald Trump.
But gee, I wonder…Continue
Trump Once Again Advising Firefighters How to Do Their Jobs: After claiming those deadly wildfires in northern California last year could have been prevented if California had simply “raked their forests,” the recent devastating fire at Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral once again afforded President Trump the…Continue
Trump Reelection Campaign Raised $30M in First Quarter: It’s being reported from several sources that President Trump's reelection campaign has raised more than $30 million in the first quarter of 2019, edging out his top two Democratic rivals combined.
Wow, the Trump team’s already…Continue
Ohio Woman Finds Millard Fillmore Image in Her Grilled Cheese: Mildred G. Higgenbottom, of Canal Fulton, Ohio was all set to dig into her traditional Saturday lunch of grilled cheese and tomato soup when she noticed what can only be described as none other than the image of former President Millard…Continue
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Trump Reportedly Floated Pardon for Border Official: It’s being reported that President Trump told Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Kevin McAleenan that if he broke federal immigration law by denying migrants entry into the United States, he would pardon him - if he ever were to be jailed over…Continue
Salesforce Buys Co-CEO Block a $212K Car and an $87K Watch: Its being reported that San Francisco-based Salesforce has just gifted their co-CEO Keith Block a $211,703 car and an $86,423 watch "in recognition of Mr. Block's leadership achievements.”
My word, those must have…Continue
Astronomers Reveal First Photo of an Actual Black Hole: Scientists say they have now have a photograph of something that was always believed to be “unseeable,” a supermassive black hole in the center of Messier 87 - a huge galaxy located about 55 million light-years from the…Continue
Added by Doc Vega on April 10, 2019 at 12:00pm — No Comments
Florida Man Shoplifts From Kmart Days After Buying Private Island: A Florida man was arrested for stealing nearly $300 worth of household goods - including a $150 Keurig coffee machine - from Kmart, all this just days after he purchased an $8 million private…Continue
Trump Axes Secret Service Director in Latest Purge of DHS Leadership: After just axing Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, President Trump continued to dismantle the leadership of the nation’s top domestic security agency by firing U.S. Secret Service Director Randolph D. “Tex” Alles - with…Continue
Definition of repartee 1a : a quick and witty reply b : a succession or interchange of clever retorts : amusing and usually light sparring with words 2 : adroitness and cleverness in reply : skill in repartee...
Trading Fours is a technique in which musicians consistently alternate brief solos of pre-set length (for trading fours, fourbars; musicians may…Continue
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Forced to Resign: After a reportedly contentious meeting with President Trump, Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen has been forced to resign amid her continual attempts to raise legal concerns over some of Donald Trump’s more severe impulses,…Continue
First Photo of Black Hole Expected in Astrophysics Milestone: Scientists are expected to shortly unveil the first-ever photograph of a black hole, a breakthrough in astrophysics providing insight into celestial monsters with gravitational fields so intense no matter or light can escape.…Continue
Japanese Study Finds Cats Can Recognize Their Own Names: A new study out of Japan shows that cats' grasp of our words is closer to a dog's than we think, as researchers determined that cats are quite capable of recognizing the sound of their own names, even when said among a bunch of words that have the same length and accents. Of course, recognizing that you’ve called their name - and having…Continue
I'm warning you that One Step Beyond will be punishing your senses with the hypocrisy of the Democrat rationale forgive me!…Continue
Trump to Nominate Herman Cain to Fed Board: President Trump said he will nominate former GOP presidential candidate and former pizza chain boss Herman Cain to the Federal Reserve’s board of governors, a move which would significantly escalate the White House’s effort to exert it’s politics over the U.S.…Continue
I've been back a few times, promising another chapter in the incredible adventures of the Velvet Jesus people and the community in which they reside.
And I was all ready to post another chapter today, in fact.
But I hit a glitch in my editing software. Apparently a recent update has left me... well... slightly adrift on the legendary fecal creek without a means of propulsion.
But I swear on that soft, crimson velvety painting of that poor, swarthy…