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Phyllis commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"Rapture Juice"
Aug 1
QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"I shudder to think about what they might come up with.Crown Of Thorns Shampoo?  Stigmata Hand Cream?"
Aug 1
Anna Herrington commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"Seems to me your neighbors could use an idea like selling homemade stuff on etsy - is there a site called fringechristianetsy ? - nice and small stuff they could quietly make inside, maybe.... like potholders and dishtowels, pillowcases, imprinted…"
Aug 1
Phyllis commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"I do know. I'm glad to know the ending to the chapter, though. "
Jul 31
QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"Nah, dude is shooting blanks.  I had him fixed anyway, but Sanji was devastated.  He's gonna have to get Doris impregnated elsewhere.  Hey, shit happens and it's not like the world needs more dogs.  Well, I think you…"
Jul 31
Phyllis commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"Did Kojak ever make puppies?"
Jul 31
QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"I expect, my friend, that the goats may return at some point.  They seem to be going through phases next door, and the "Statuary" phase seems to be burning itself out.  Since the permit for their grand reception hall and soup…"
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Boanerges liked QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
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Boanerges commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"Quat, you lazy SOB. It was long past time for this update on FarmaSutra events. I wonder ... given the goats, did Ger enroll in an animal husbandry course but quit after the nuptials? Inquiring minds want to know. FWIW, I too miss Trig. He and Nana…"
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QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"Hey, I am frankly surprised at the amount of death we've all been subjected to over the last couple of years.  I suppose it is one of the pitfalls of getting older, and I was just thinking about Kim Gamble and a few others.So sorry to hear…"
Jul 31
Anna Herrington commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
""There is no justification for someone like him getting pulled out of the lineup when people far more deserving are still in the game. " Isn't that the TRUTH!!!!  It's just not right. especially for Eli and Jenny and…"
Jul 31
QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"Well, ya gotta go back to chapter eight to get the skinny on the bag of dicks, and there was another mention of it one of the intervening chapters, if I recall correctly.  But yeah - there is absolutely nothing normal about the crew next door.…"
Jul 31
Phyllis commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"I understand the long silences, I have them, too. Just take care of yourself."
Jul 31
Anna Herrington liked QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
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Anna Herrington commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"I've missed some chapters but caught right up with this one! So, you were sent a bag of dicks? Ha! That is too weird, especially coming from a 'hurch'.... if I have the details correct. .....and damn, I miss Steve. Really, really miss…"
Jul 31
QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24
"I am humbly grateful for the opportunity to share my derangement with you all.  :-)And I apologize (once again) for the long silence.  I've just been so busy, and so emotionally drained, that I have not been able to get this chapter…"
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A mutant refugee from the Mars Colony (also known as Open Salon), we tend to write about things that matter to us, like good pizza, on-time delivery of good pizza, and the lunatics that populate our neighborhood.

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Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24

Posted on July 31, 2017 at 9:30am 15 Comments

Chapter 24: The Gift Of The Mad Guy, Blunder Woman Returns, Crimson Ger Appears

 

Being the giving, compassionate neighbor that I am, I wanted to return the favor that Morticia did for me when she anonymously delivered a bag of fake dicks to my house.  And yes, folks that may be inquiring, Kojak can in fact eat a bag of dicks, but I won’t let him because they have to last.  It’s not like I have an endless supply.



So I went out with Methusela last time and bought a…

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Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 23

Posted on April 13, 2017 at 8:56am 5 Comments

Chapter 23: Dildo Baggings, Arrested Development, Inspector Clouseau Rides Again





I was out of the loop for quite some time, due to my injury.  Methusela tried to bring me up to speed on what happened while I was out of commission, but there really was not a lot of activity to speak of.  The Velvet Jesus People were still next door, they were still trying to figure out how to utilize their property most effectively (apparently, Ger did not approve of Methusela’s suggestion:…

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The Past Is Present And The Future Is Imminent

Posted on March 28, 2017 at 8:50am 10 Comments

Sounds profound, don't it?



And I suppose many of you are scratching your heads wondering just WTF this mutant asshole is talking about.



It means that I have finally caught up with re-posting the Crimson Jesus Chronicles from the very beginning up to the present.  That's right, all the chapters are now here and visible (though I had some serious issues getting 14 to show up, it seems like I finally succeeded).



So anyone who is new to the story can now go back…

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Still Kicking And Flipping The Bird On Immigration

Posted on March 21, 2017 at 12:02pm 8 Comments

Well, I have decided to try and catch up on migrating all the chapters of the Crimson Jesus Chronicles over here.  So today, I've got chapters 8 and 9 back up and hope to get at least one or two more before I have to get ready for work.



At this rate, if I can keep it up for more than a day, I should have the remaining missing chapters up by the end of the month.



That also depends on Kojak and Methusela.  But that is another story.  A new one.  :-)



Keep passing the…

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