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QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
"Yeah, won't be kissing Doris tonight.  But I'll give her your well-wishes, my friend.I know, I've been more than somewhat lax.  But I think I'm finally getting to a place where I can do some editing.  And once…"
Dec 24, 2018
Boanerges liked QuattoSpeaks's blog post It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
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Boanerges commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
"Goddamit, Quat. You've been teasing us for months about adding a new chapter to the FarmaSutra. Still, it's nice to know you're still out there. Give Doris a big ole kiss for me. On second thought ... don't. I couldn't…"
Dec 24, 2018
QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
"Likewise, Mr. Cordle.  If your new to my stuff, you might want to being at the beginning.  But if I can be personally biased, Chapter Eight was one of the finest."
Dec 24, 2018
Tom Cordle liked QuattoSpeaks's blog post It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
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Tom Cordle commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
"Pleased to make your acquaintance ... hang in there, the days are gonna start getting longer and the nights shorter"
Dec 22, 2018
J.P. Hart commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
"L\/W I/\I K\/S E/\E"
Dec 21, 2018
Phyllis liked QuattoSpeaks's blog post Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
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Rodney Roe commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
"I was listed in a high school class roster under "in memorium".  I used Mark Twain's line when I apologized for falling out of touch. I hope you get better.  Depression is awful.  I've been there.  Whether it…"
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Boanerges liked QuattoSpeaks's blog post Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
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Boanerges commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
"Well, we haven't forgotten the author of the FarmaSutra, either. Funniest stuff since Simon Travaglia's Bastard Operator From Hell series (which I highly recommend, by the way). His revenge as an IT professional against bosses and (l)users…"
May 12, 2018
J.P. Hart commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
"Wake Me Up When It's All Over, Hart borrowed again from the audio-video genius-Avicii sphere, angry, sipping coffee, visualizing a descent of Michael the Archangel, people writing songs, you know...whatever happened, only asking the deacon…"
May 11, 2018
QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
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koshersalaami commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
May 11, 2018
QuattoSpeaks commented on QuattoSpeaks's blog post Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 25
"Wow, just looked in to see how long it's been and this post went up in August.  Now it's October and I am extremely remiss in getting the next chapter together.No, I haven't forgotten - just been busy.  But I promise to have…"
Oct 19, 2017

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A mutant refugee from the Mars Colony (also known as Open Salon), we tend to write about things that matter to us, like good pizza, on-time delivery of good pizza, and the lunatics that populate our neighborhood.

We work odd hours, so we are not always here. Just leave a sticky note on the door, and eventually someone may notice it.

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It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

Posted on December 21, 2018 at 10:19am 5 Comments

Well, I suppose that depends on your circumstances.  For myself, I’d have to say that yeah, I am looking forward to a break from the news cycles and work.  I have generally taken the approach that I will work on having a good day today, and not worry about tomorrow until it gets here.  



So far, so good.



I wanted to drop in and let you know that the gang here has greatly appreciated your attention over the last couple of years.  Yes,…

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Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Posted on May 11, 2018 at 8:20am 5 Comments

Well, that might be the case if I was someone famous.  



Just popped in and saw that I have not posted in a very long time.  



Wow.  I apologize profusely for the long absence.



Truth is, I have been too damn depressed to write.  Too much bad juju going around.



I had a post percolating, but I just can't seem to get it polished and edited - I was tempted to post it anyway but you can put a coat of paint and sprinkle glitter all over a turd and it's…

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Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 25

Posted on August 21, 2017 at 7:58am 9 Comments

Chapter 25 – Night Moves, Fixing Cherubs

 

So as many of my faithful readers know, I have been working nights for a long time.  One of the guys I work with is a short, dark-complected fellow we all call Zapata because he has this awesome handlebar moustache.  Oddly enough, his real name is Jules Fornier and he is born-and-bred ‘Murican who only speaks English.  Everyone who does not know him immediately assumes he’s Spanish, which can be hilarious for the rest of us. But it…

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Crimson Jesus Chronicles: Chapter 24

Posted on July 31, 2017 at 9:30am 15 Comments

Chapter 24: The Gift Of The Mad Guy, Blunder Woman Returns, Crimson Ger Appears

 

Being the giving, compassionate neighbor that I am, I wanted to return the favor that Morticia did for me when she anonymously delivered a bag of fake dicks to my house.  And yes, folks that may be inquiring, Kojak can in fact eat a bag of dicks, but I won’t let him because they have to last.  It’s not like I have an endless supply.



So I went out with Methusela last time and bought a…

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