Kage Alan
  • Fraser, MI
  • United States

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  • Dorien Grey
  • Julie Johnson
  • Veronica Corso
  • marilyn sands
  • Rosigami
  • Jonathan Wolfman
  • Poor Woman
  • Foolish Monkey
  • koshersalaami
 

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Phyllis liked Kage Alan's blog post “You’ll be fine.” “Toughen up.” “They’re just being themselves.”
May 3
Kage Alan liked Robert Starkey's blog post Zoe The Happy Dog (The Story)
May 2
Kage Alan commented on Robert Starkey's blog post Zoe The Happy Dog (The Story)
"Well, I cried this morning."
May 2
Kage Alan liked Keka's blog post An Open Letter to Bill O'Reilly
May 2
Kage Alan commented on Kage Alan's blog post Three To Eighteen Months
"Going to try and help see they are good months in as much as I can."
May 1
Rosigami commented on Kage Alan's blog post The Real TMI
"I don't know, this kind of meeting seems rather a nightmare. You are an angel to accompany your mother to a meeting with someone she's met on the internet (an assumption?) for what seems a nebulous purpose. All the extraneous passing of…"
Apr 24
Kage Alan commented on Kage Alan's blog post The Real TMI
"AKA, interesting. I'm just amazed at how my mother and grandmother have pet peeves with each other, then do the same exact thing. Terry, I've talked about previous employers before provided I give zero details as to where I work and who my…"
Apr 24
Terry McKenna commented on Kage Alan's blog post The Real TMI
"I don't share about personal life (meaning sex life) nor do I badmouth my employer.  I don't get into any details about my employer that could be worrisome to them or me. "
Apr 24
alsoknownas commented on Kage Alan's blog post The Real TMI
"I think of this as "The Back of the Bus Syndrome". I noted decades ago how much strangers will tell each other when they know the familiarity will end after one of them gets off the bus. Good account of a strange human trait."
Apr 24
koshersalaami commented on Kage Alan's blog post Texts With Grandmonster (Part 16)
"Decapitated by a ceiling fan"
Apr 22
koshersalaami commented on Kage Alan's blog post TMI: The Star Wars Celebration Orlando Trip (Part 2)
"I love this post. I'm thinking of renting LB for his SHHHHHHHHHH and that dialogue is hysterical. And I may take your restaurant recommendation next time I'm at Disney. "
Apr 19
Terry McKenna commented on Kage Alan's blog post TMI: The Star Wars Celebration Orlando Trip (Part 1)
"Not a star wars, nor a convention fan, but good post.  Good pix too."
Apr 19
koshersalaami commented on Kage Alan's blog post TMI: The Star Wars Celebration Orlando Trip (Part 1)
"Way cool"
Apr 18
koshersalaami commented on Kage Alan's blog post Texts With Grandmonster (Part 15)
"I can picture the sword coming at you at tai chi speed. You'd have time for lunch before it reached you."
Apr 15
Kage Alan commented on Kage Alan's blog post A Senile Deity With Bad Aim Sends Hair To Wrong Places
"I give my husband the occasional back massage when he's home, and he's taken to asking if it's back cracking or my hands when I do."
Apr 10
marilyn sands commented on Kage Alan's blog post A Senile Deity With Bad Aim Sends Hair To Wrong Places
"I have chest hair!"
Apr 10

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Kage Alan lives in a suburb of Detroit, MI with his husband and their fish & shrimp, who are all affectionately named and answer to “fish” or “shrimp”…except his husband. He lives in fear of his husband’s Hong Kong Grandmonster and is the author of GLBT comedies A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation, Andy Stevenson Vs. the Lord of the Loins, Gaylias: Operation Thunderspell and the short stories Spacehunters: Master Elite and the Maternal Order of Loganites Beyond Uranus, Twink Ninja Tiger, Flaxen Buns Of Fury, It’s A Wonderful Lube, and Chinchilla Chimichangas.
My Website
http://www.kagealan.com

Kage Alan's Blog

Three To Eighteen Months

Posted on May 1, 2017 at 6:30am 3 Comments

A neighbor who lived next door to my parents used to babysit me from time to time while I was growing up. Not recently, obviously. Her name was Gladys, and she was originally from England. I adored her, and when I got older, we watched every horror movie we could get our hands on. Sometime after I graduated from college—she moved up north to live with her daughter—I called her up and she dropped the bomb “Oh, I’ve got cancer.” Gladys lived a couple of months longer, and then she was gone. We…

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A Senile Deity With Bad Aim Sends Hair To Wrong Places

Posted on April 10, 2017 at 6:30am 5 Comments

I distinctly remember starting college and listening to many of the guys on my dorm floor talking about their weekend conquests. And for once, these people weren’t making it up. They really were doing the deed, and a couple of them mentioned how the girls loved their chest hair. I didn’t have any. None. Zip. Zilch. I didn’t have any girls either, which I’m totally fine with, but I wanted chest hair. I probably went to bed for the next 3 years each night putting a word in with a higher power…

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Swimming With Turtles: Trip To Saint Thomas and San Juan

Posted on April 3, 2017 at 6:43am 10 Comments

Do you ever get into a funk and not realize you’re in one? Michigan is a beautiful place to live—and I expect I’ll die here someday—but we have some long ass winters. It didn’t occur to me how much of a toll the 20 and 30-degree weather we’ve been having for MONTHS now was getting me down. Cue my hubby calling and suggesting I fly down to see him in Saint Thomas for a couple of days. This would be my second visit in 6 years.

If ever a good time existed to head south before summer hits…

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The Hollywood Science Ninja Team From Corporate Hell!

Posted on March 27, 2017 at 6:30am 1 Comment

What do you say we have a little fun with today’s post? It’s been nothing but serious serious serious in the news lately, and politics politics politics. The serious politics bit is why I’ve gone down to blogging one day a week. Everyone, including myself, is so paranoid about what’s going on in Washington, we’re not reading much for pleasure. Even I have the “Oh, Christ, what’s he done now???” mentality. So, what could we do today to lighten the mood? I have an idea.

I’ve been…

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At 3:15pm on April 27, 2015, Rosigami said…

So glad you are here! 

 
 
 

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