Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Stylish Goop Store in Brentwood: Gwyneth Paltrow’s stylish, long-awaited Goop standalone store has opened its doors at the super-trendy Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angeles. Funny, because all this time I just assumed that “Goop” was that stuff doctors were finding between Gwyneth Paltrow’s ears.…Continue
Man Gets Bitten on Face Trying to Barbecue Rattlesnake: Upon seeing a rattlesnake slither into the birthday BBQ he was hosting in his yard, a 48-year-old Arizona man named Victor Pratt decided to impress his guests on how to catch and cook a rattlesnake, but lost his grip while playing with the snake and got bitten on his neck and face. Gee, playing with the snake before trying to grill it? Makes you wonder, didn’t his mother ever warn him you’re not…Continue
Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might: President Donald Trump says he wants to see a parade showcasing US military might rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue next July 4th - complete with tanks, planes and missiles.
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Study Finds T. rex Was Not as Fast as Previously Believed: The image of T. rex as ferocious predator has been taken down a notch after a research team, using a series of “bio-mechanical techniques,” concluded that the T. rex could only run about 12 miles per hour and had to make a living either by attacking large, slow herbivores or hiding and then attacking smaller animals. Oh come on - next they’ll be telling us that T. rex was actually a vegan who’s…Continue