SPOILER BLOG!!! Turn away now if you are one of those people who have to experience shit for yourself instead of heeding the warnings of others. Close this down and jump off that bridge, fool.
I have emerged from the deep, finally, after not posting for several weeks. Life gets in the way often, but NOTHING gets in the way of my annoyance with bad movies so here ya go.
It’s been a while, thankfully I suppose, since I’ve seen a really terrible movie.…Continue
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.”
― Jerry Seinfeld
Let me begin by saying that I freaking love animals. Well, almost all animals. I’m not a huge fan of the hyena or the wolverine because they are just huge assholes.
That’s a scientific fact.…Continue
If all goes as it should, we all end up being orphaned at some point in our lives. If we don’t, our parents have outlived us and that either means you have died a tragic and early death, or you are the offspring of vampires. And everyone knows vampires can’t procreate so…..
Just because we may see the total logic in this sequence of events doesn’t mean it isn’t a huge mind-fuck.
Whether you have a healthy or therapist-inducing relationship with your parents (I suspect the…Continue
I apologize if this is a story I’ve told before. My old brain don’t work quite like it used to. But it is a tale that is worth repeating for it shows the endurance of the human spirit.
So gather round, children, and let me tell you a story. It is a story of suspense, bravery and danger. It is the ultimate tale of good versus evil.
Once upon a time, there lived a princess of mediocre beauty and figure who, due to unstable housing prices, was exiled to an old…Continue