Con Chapman
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Con Chapman commented on Con Chapman's blog post Children of Triple Crown Winners Say They Live Lonely Lives
"Don't know.  I once wrote a piece in response to a call for submissions to write something about Catherine the Great, who is said to have had sex with a horse.  So I wrote a pillow talk account between her and the horse that…"
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Michelle Mellette commented on Con Chapman's blog post Children of Triple Crown Winners Say They Live Lonely Lives
"Is there any connection to the fabled Donkey Shows of Mexico?"
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Michelle Mellette commented on Con Chapman's blog post Scouts Honor Trump With Female Anatomy Merit Badge
"Salaam, Not so sure about that koshersalaami, the world is full of those looking to be part of something, often not having an understanding of just what the hell they are taking part of. Take a look at the many rallies Trump and Clinton and all…"
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koshersalaami commented on Con Chapman's blog post Scouts Honor Trump With Female Anatomy Merit Badge
"Michelle, Before there can be Trump Youth, he has to inspire kids. Hitler preached self-sacrifice for the Volk and the Faderland. Trump thinks self-sacrifice is for suckers."
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J.P. Hart commented on Con Chapman's blog post Scouts Honor Trump With Female Anatomy Merit Badge
"I'll text you later, Con. From the: Capt Lance P Sijan Memorial Plaza"
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Con Chapman commented on Con Chapman's blog post Scouts Honor Trump With Female Anatomy Merit Badge
"I couldn't afford the pay cut."
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J.P. Hart commented on Con Chapman's blog post Scouts Honor Trump With Female Anatomy Merit Badge
"You're more verbally adroit than Sessions, Con.  Would you consider the AG slot? If not, why not?"
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Con Chapman commented on Con Chapman's blog post Scouts Honor Trump With Female Anatomy Merit Badge
"I didn't make Eagle Scout.  Damn cross-my-heart bras!"
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Michelle Mellette commented on Con Chapman's blog post Scouts Honor Trump With Female Anatomy Merit Badge
"Oh my, what a zany humor you bring and on such topic of little concern, lol! Hopefully it doesn't award those that are habitual gropers, like you-know-who! And you mimic the now present day small handed asshole so, so well. Shameful he took…"
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Con Chapman commented on Con Chapman's blog post Children of Triple Crown Winners Say They Live Lonely Lives
"I've also heard it referred to as British massage"
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Foolish Monkey commented on Con Chapman's blog post Children of Triple Crown Winners Say They Live Lonely Lives
"well now you do. I'll bet you looked it up.  HA!. "
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Con Chapman commented on Con Chapman's blog post Children of Triple Crown Winners Say They Live Lonely Lives
"I know what bdsm is, but I didn't know there was an equine sub-genre.As Johnny Carson used to say--"I did not know that.""
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Foolish Monkey commented on Con Chapman's blog post Children of Triple Crown Winners Say They Live Lonely Lives
"if you don't know what bdsm is, don't ask.  you don't want to know.  ps.  this is a lunatic post.  you should be proud.   I loved it.  it's really kooky. "
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Foolish Monkey commented on Con Chapman's blog post Children of Triple Crown Winners Say They Live Lonely Lives
"I'll bet you know this but I'll tell you anyway - pony people are a thang in the bdsm world.  they even have buttplugs with horse tails on them that they trot around wearing.  there are leathersmiths who design and create tack…"
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Con Chapman is a Boston-area writer, author of two novels, ten published plays, one musical comedy (We Met the Space People!), and The Year of the Gerbil, a history of the '78 Red Sox-Yankees pennant race. He is a frequent contributor to The Boston Herald, Punchnel's, Fictionique and Cronk News.
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Scouts Honor Trump With Female Anatomy Merit Badge

Posted on July 25, 2017 at 4:44am 7 Comments

GLEN JEAN, West Virginia.  In an effort to shore up support among traditional voters, President Donald Trump last night addressed the 2017 National Boy Scout Jamboree here, emphasizing that the group’s motto–“A Scout is clean in thought, word and deed”–was a useful guide for young men to follow in the presence of grown-ups.



“You’ve been a great crowd–be sure and tip your…

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Children of Triple Crown Winners Say They Live Lonely Lives

Posted on July 24, 2017 at 4:44am 11 Comments

ELMONT, New York.  They live, they say, in a no-man’s-land between two very different worlds, and are comfortable in neither.  In an age that increasingly rejects traditional concepts of gender, they feel they were born too soon, and must work hard to earn grudging social acceptance that is granted more readily to others.  “We were really pioneers,” says Ellen Messerling, a 43-year old who was born the year after Secretariat won the “Triple Crown” of horse-racing events in 1978, finishing…

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Ballet Twister

Posted on July 23, 2017 at 7:04am 2 Comments

“You’re not going to try and stay up late with us, are you?” my wife said apropos of a little soiree we were having for her ballet friends Saturday night.  “You need your rest for the work week,” she said, her face a veritable picture postcard of concern.



“Dear God, please don’t let him stay up and make stupid ballet jokes!”

 

“Actually, I think I’ll take a long nap in the afternoon so I can keep up with your fast crowd,” I said,…

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Boring Our Children to Safety

Posted on July 22, 2017 at 7:37am 0 Comments

“They’re at it again,” my wife said with concern.

I looked up and…

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At 1:26pm on September 3, 2013, ulysses said…

Con, do this story. it will be funny. 

job interview with person who tells their life sob story instead of selling themself.  That would be REALLY funny. 

At 9:34am on July 21, 2013, Emily Conyngham said…

Hey, Con. Nice to be here with you.

At 6:17am on November 28, 2012, Stephen Brassawe said…

I just listened to your interview on ivealwayswantedto.com. (I listened to the ENTIRE INTERVIEW, Con!) Hope to see some of the products of your abnormal brain posted here when you find it impossible to log on elsewhere.

At 5:13pm on November 27, 2012, MarkinKentuckiana said…

Good to see you here Con!

At 12:58pm on November 27, 2012, lorianne said…

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